Now we've done it! And after 10 years, we're back in business - on this new-fangled recording thing called "CD". Delusions Of Competence is a limited-run, rare, and collectable blend of our funniest "novelty-style" songs to date. Many of the songs have been featured on the nationally syndicated "Dr. Demento Show". What's on it? Well let's see... Greg Brady Wants Me Dead An Axl Christmas Society of Sponges No One Liked The Tuba Dance The Onion Cannibal House Guests This Coffee Shop Zamfir's Evil Twin Almost Bored Enough The older songs included back on our 1991 cassette, Looks Like Rain... Tastes Like Chicken, have been digitally re-mastered. Their current relevance, however, may be questionable. "Zamfir WHO?" How do you get one? Well, you have to name your children after us. No, just kidding. Send $10 (that includes postage) to P.O. Box 184, Blackstone MA, 01504 (checks payable to Kevin Eldridge). Of course, we'll be pawning these things endlessly at our shows and in person - so find us - we'll take your money and laugh all the way to the bank. Oh, and by the way, we still haven't forgotten about a full-length album of all-new, previously unreleased material. Unless we think of something better (an unlikely scenario, since we pretty much ran out of ideas around 1992), the new SAF album will be called Trendy Venture Percolates For Pair. But if anyone can come up with a longer, clumsier title, let us know and we'll jump on it. If you've been to our shows in the last couple of years, you might know some of the new songs to expect. Stuff like "As Stupid As You," "Class Dismissed" (the junior high song), and "Araby." There are also some older songs like "Have A Devious Day" and "She's Got Items," which were never released and have been floating around in SAF limbo for several years. And we'll probably redo one or two classics from the first album (including, of course, "Coffee And Cartoons," a song we are doomed to record again and again for eternity). Look for our festive new CD sometime in this millennium! Stay tuned to this site for all the sorry details!