Join the SAF Email List!
Now, you can get all the latest SAF news in festive email format. That's right - we have a mailing list! We promise that we'll use it sparingly (about once a month) and we'll NEVER give your address to anyone. (Spam is to be juggled on T.V., not put in email boxes.)

Our mailing list is managed by Yahoo! Groups; for more information or to join, click here.



Email Kevin and Ed
Write to us! Tell us about your hopes, your dreams, and the most delicious bowl of pudding you ever had. We don't care. We'll show your message to our creepy friends, dismiss you as a nut, and carry on with our rock star lifestyle. But write anyway, okay?




Mail Us
Just in case you want to send us expensive presents and/or thick greasy wads of cash, we've also set up an old-fashioned mailing address for your convenience!

You can write to:
The Sponge Awareness Foundation (or)
Not Your Nightmare
P. O. Box 184
Blackstone, MA 01504

Include a SASE and we'll be sure to write back! (We'll probably write back anyway, but it'll take longer since first we'll have to check under all the couch cushions and scrape together some stamp money.) Please allow 6-8 weeks delivery time, because this creates the illusion that we are very busy and important.