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Welcome to Not Your Nightmare. This started as just a weird little small press magazine, and within a few short years, it has managed to remain completely unknown around the world! So come on in and join the party! Say, you didn't happen to bring any Chex Party Mix, did you? My eighteen poodles are starving.

Here, this stuff will kill some time for you...

Heat Miser and Snow Miser: Can we spend way too much time studying these guys? Apparently, yes.

VOTE! It's Nena vs. Falco - which new wave pop star will we honor throughout the new millennium?

CONTEST! Enter our Mystery Milk Contest and win incredibly dumb prizes!

Come Look At My Brain: A unique collection of fake poetry that will make you feel dizzy and alone...

Epstein's Mother: Here are reviews of our favorite self-published magazines, so that if you ever turn off this stupid computer, you'll have something to do.

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